This actually happened:
It's 1 am and I'm in a bar in Hell's Kitchen filled with freakishly tall blonde men in suits. I assume they are either in a frat or re-living their frat days, since they are loudly chanting something about "suck dick" and chugging things. I am waiting in line for the bathroom, hoping not to be noticed. One of the frat man-boys approaches me.
Man-boy (smiling): I'm not sure who got in line here first, me or you.
Me (not smiling): I'm not sure either. Luckily, there's one bathroom for women and another for men.
Man-boy (winking): I didn't think it mattered.
I can think of no good answer to this. I exit the bar as soon as possible.
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